At peak, 4 agents were mid-tool-call in the same second. One run, one job - and a headcount no single-agent tool can log. 3611 agents were hired across 94 hours; 3 different models split the work by role. A dedicated supervision lane spent 5008 model calls doing nothing but checkups on the rest of the team.

Where this happened.

Source events.

Detected mechanically by the impossible_scale detector from 4 telemetry event(s):

  • c686b104-56e4-4b57-9aac-c5241afc93f5
  • 4549461e-b097-4f2b-a0b9-d92f8f849b0a
  • 9084fca2-0aab-4b89-b6c7-660a6a773748
  • a214e5cd-d01c-457e-a273-36d5f543525a