At peak, 3 agents were mid-tool-call in the same second. One run, one job - and a headcount no single-agent tool can log. 3441 agents were hired across 53 hours; 3 different models split the work by role. A dedicated supervision lane spent 5384 model calls doing nothing but checkups on the rest of the team.

Where this happened.

Source events.

Detected mechanically by the impossible_scale detector from 3 telemetry event(s):

  • d52e8c3c-dacb-482d-b4aa-9f81705f3c09
  • d8763696-7c99-4791-94f3-65c3ced1d2b4
  • 72af0df1-400c-47ba-99d0-96e911df11e4