At peak, 5 agents were mid-tool-call in the same second. One run, one job - and a headcount no single-agent tool can log. 234 agents were hired across 4 hours; 3 different models split the work by role. A dedicated supervision lane spent 375 model calls doing nothing but checkups on the rest of the team.

Where this happened.

Source events.

Detected mechanically by the impossible_scale detector from 5 telemetry event(s):

  • a3be0146-1b08-44d9-ac03-5f69b95d07fe
  • 00215105-37bd-4049-819e-1f60d0ebf13a
  • 0b7778c9-32f8-4397-a980-619a5b35dca8
  • 114f8390-3abe-4a92-8fb7-1ca379fb0a05
  • cdef9c42-8355-45be-8059-9e16ec6d840b