At peak, 6 agents were mid-tool-call in the same second. One run, one job - and a headcount no single-agent tool can log. 2320 agents were hired across 44 hours. A dedicated supervision lane spent 4022 model calls doing nothing but checkups on the rest of the team.

Where this happened.

Source events.

Detected mechanically by the impossible_scale detector from 8 telemetry event(s):

  • 797f62e1-e057-4351-a9cd-0dc5c135c300
  • 170a3c38-b1cc-4cdf-901a-a60957e71089
  • d7388edf-df3c-42f2-b879-c06460998549
  • 1901c17b-f06f-45db-8064-f63446d4a2cd
  • 0bcd5f26-272c-4b3e-8e58-d2730968d556
  • 5ca6d27e-efec-4d48-8e6b-f75786d2a62a
  • d724470d-6d00-4354-b9cb-fc876338aabb
  • 96320915-d151-45b6-a96f-e42d81d5d337