At peak, 3 agents were mid-tool-call in the same second. One run, one job - and a headcount no single-agent tool can log. 607 agents were hired across 7 hours; 2 different models split the work by role. A dedicated supervision lane spent 721 model calls doing nothing but checkups on the rest of the team.

Where this happened.

Source events.

Detected mechanically by the impossible_scale detector from 3 telemetry event(s):

  • 85031804-d58a-4b19-9c29-71cefa0e5db9
  • 40cf957b-6083-4ba9-8602-93e72401ab6e
  • 1a395463-ade7-4ead-b3a2-30bfe12b81ce