At peak, 3 agents were mid-tool-call in the same second. One run, one job - and a headcount no single-agent tool can log. 1486 agents were hired across 20 hours. A dedicated supervision lane spent 2760 model calls doing nothing but checkups on the rest of the team.

Where this happened.

Source events.

Detected mechanically by the impossible_scale detector from 7 telemetry event(s):

  • 36519687-7553-418f-a90e-8162a389df1a
  • de9ac459-4161-4382-99ad-17f6265e3a7d
  • 32c85547-8214-4111-b69f-9acf771853c3
  • 47a7e291-c802-4e7f-802a-eeeceb4a1f09
  • 256de443-806e-47bb-95ec-3e235e90f742
  • 985abc3d-bd68-4834-b46b-6eb898f58016
  • f449cd35-2884-47fb-b8ee-aa7976286ae2