At peak, 3 agents were mid-tool-call in the same second. One run, one job - and a headcount no single-agent tool can log. 494 agents were hired across 8 hours. A dedicated supervision lane spent 821 model calls doing nothing but checkups on the rest of the team.

Where this happened.

Source events.

Detected mechanically by the impossible_scale detector from 3 telemetry event(s):

  • 4993a770-ead5-4b20-82dd-2fe53f0e9a69
  • 8eb8f5bd-9895-455a-abdb-80688ab2a120
  • 5ece555e-b0b7-4ccf-8c21-dc0b4cd7b0d9