At peak, 5 agents were mid-tool-call in the same second. One run, one job - and a headcount no single-agent tool can log. 1250 agents were hired across 48 hours. A dedicated supervision lane spent 2111 model calls doing nothing but checkups on the rest of the team.

Where this happened.

Source events.

Detected mechanically by the impossible_scale detector from 5 telemetry event(s):

  • 8db6f269-2524-471f-a6ae-8a71ce83979a
  • 431bbd43-a6c9-4ab3-920e-0ce25fb57632
  • 27166307-a8b9-4540-b831-8747c18dfebd
  • 6aa109f0-d59a-4646-9d7d-85b16d0eb6dd
  • 6fb895fb-66a8-45a2-8daa-a8a839bb06b8