At peak, 3 agents were mid-tool-call in the same second. One run, one job - and a headcount no single-agent tool can log. 457 agents were hired across 9 hours; 2 different models split the work by role. A dedicated supervision lane spent 675 model calls doing nothing but checkups on the rest of the team.

Where this happened.

Source events.

Detected mechanically by the impossible_scale detector from 3 telemetry event(s):

  • 270d5c5d-bef5-4e87-b32b-245f91ba3f2c
  • eb953458-78ac-4cf8-a3f5-aeb5f4b773d3
  • a8778ea7-9720-4862-93df-a5827a21df10