At peak, 4 agents were mid-tool-call in the same second. One run, one job - and a headcount no single-agent tool can log. 1861 agents were hired across 58 hours; 8 different models split the work by role. A dedicated supervision lane spent 2769 model calls doing nothing but checkups on the rest of the team.

Where this happened.

Source events.

Detected mechanically by the impossible_scale detector from 6 telemetry event(s):

  • cfde6d96-d3a4-42d8-9e3f-3257328f7a2c
  • 026482a1-a337-4b49-9c10-bbec7470fc53
  • 0716858e-797c-4923-a73b-cd5df18342d1
  • b4393dc4-9600-426f-b846-beabcce88469
  • 2c3c6aba-716a-4260-a57b-ac4ce6cfc9b3
  • 96fdb55e-b93d-48d2-a234-27f00c78d184