At peak, 3 agents were mid-tool-call in the same second. One run, one job - and a headcount no single-agent tool can log. 946 agents were hired across 19 hours; 2 different models split the work by role. A dedicated supervision lane spent 1424 model calls doing nothing but checkups on the rest of the team.

Where this happened.

Source events.

Detected mechanically by the impossible_scale detector from 3 telemetry event(s):

  • 60576fb2-2f29-4c57-8d27-354d2e0ee3e6
  • 893980a1-e6ca-4ac2-b7d6-57cf9a803951
  • 7a1a6837-0472-494d-9eca-1219ab67be57