At peak, 4 agents were mid-tool-call in the same second. One run, one job - and a headcount no single-agent tool can log. 449 agents were hired across 13 hours. A dedicated supervision lane spent 278 model calls doing nothing but checkups on the rest of the team.

Where this happened.

Source events.

Detected mechanically by the impossible_scale detector from 7 telemetry event(s):

  • b274dd7b-e7a6-414c-87b4-a3e2837afecf
  • 32064c6c-e726-4bff-86df-bbbb8f773363
  • f91fe8ae-422c-455c-b496-e2121c21358a
  • 824f9117-2897-42c3-a5c9-88cd566061b1
  • c39001d3-b39e-4894-82ad-d0839875fb28
  • 09c1c17d-f6a7-4b21-969d-0fb28e387bb4
  • e2b69415-8963-4dcc-a8c4-7117b8e1ba63