At peak, 3 agents were mid-tool-call in the same second. One run, one job - and a headcount no single-agent tool can log. 178 agents were hired across 2 hours; 2 different models split the work by role. A dedicated supervision lane spent 183 model calls doing nothing but checkups on the rest of the team.

Where this happened.

Source events.

Detected mechanically by the impossible_scale detector from 3 telemetry event(s):

  • 402a494c-af52-4e42-ba68-4ad16dc1ff8f
  • 396c1229-0fd4-4e43-962c-6a64e9c295b6
  • 6b7c76e0-0194-40af-b286-1eb857e4662c