At peak, 4 agents were mid-tool-call in the same second. One run, one job - and a headcount no single-agent tool can log. 247 agents were hired across 3 hours; 2 different models split the work by role. A dedicated supervision lane spent 334 model calls doing nothing but checkups on the rest of the team.

Where this happened.

Source events.

Detected mechanically by the impossible_scale detector from 4 telemetry event(s):

  • a58f503d-1d2d-45c1-9bae-a713ede530f5
  • 9bde3014-4f4d-42b0-b3ea-956968cc25dc
  • cb7be977-d237-41be-bc68-2c337a459a5b
  • 82c076d7-cdee-4033-9ced-5449507b8892