At peak, 2 agents were mid-tool-call in the same second. One run, one job - and a headcount no single-agent tool can log. 393 agents were hired across 3 hours; 2 different models split the work by role. A dedicated supervision lane spent 614 model calls doing nothing but checkups on the rest of the team.

Where this happened.

Source events.

Detected mechanically by the impossible_scale detector from 2 telemetry event(s):

  • bfe352af-5915-4150-be4d-4fc599fb3321
  • 48381501-3439-4ce4-8ff5-6f7057d610f7