At peak, 3 agents were mid-tool-call in the same second. One run, one job - and a headcount no single-agent tool can log. 125 agents were hired across 2 hours. A dedicated supervision lane spent 106 model calls doing nothing but checkups on the rest of the team.

Where this happened.

Source events.

Detected mechanically by the impossible_scale detector from 3 telemetry event(s):

  • 3727c926-8831-43f7-a2a2-25cb7e4dd422
  • b1291301-aa7e-4b43-9235-ee1ac53e8cb3
  • b70e93a3-b5c6-45c9-8465-65a310ab2307