At peak, 4 agents were mid-tool-call in the same second. One run, one job - and a headcount no single-agent tool can log. 723 agents were hired across 14 hours. A dedicated supervision lane spent 1486 model calls doing nothing but checkups on the rest of the team.

Where this happened.

Source events.

Detected mechanically by the impossible_scale detector from 7 telemetry event(s):

  • 0692c0df-e92b-4ea7-af8c-5594557a00e1
  • 268f8a2f-33cb-4efc-80c9-5843e79d463b
  • daae027e-bd92-4990-8702-80ea8dcab8ab
  • 68158e24-20c8-4452-adf6-18db61271f5f
  • 38a15009-952c-4e09-8dd1-a139b0e7d001
  • 4cab3666-3daa-44a2-9ffa-f8ed4c22f249
  • 8ff4ebe8-c644-4c42-a098-b01b0072bd31