At peak, 2 agents were mid-tool-call in the same second. One run, one job - and a headcount no single-agent tool can log. 168 agents were hired across 3 hours. A dedicated supervision lane spent 298 model calls doing nothing but checkups on the rest of the team.

Where this happened.

Source events.

Detected mechanically by the impossible_scale detector from 2 telemetry event(s):

  • f9983902-0eaf-4a23-b3ad-a1ed912eba7f
  • 33109108-f57b-431d-a623-3e5e858bb693