At peak, 2 agents were mid-tool-call in the same second. One run, one job - and a headcount no single-agent tool can log. 218 agents were hired across 4 hours. A dedicated supervision lane spent 578 model calls doing nothing but checkups on the rest of the team.

Where this happened.

Source events.

Detected mechanically by the impossible_scale detector from 2 telemetry event(s):

  • 24f15094-af25-4299-9e8c-a2d7119fb8ba
  • de11d69d-a8e7-4160-82fb-472e8456c1f6