At peak, 2 agents were mid-tool-call in the same second. One run, one job - and a headcount no single-agent tool can log. 211 agents were hired across 3 hours. A dedicated supervision lane spent 337 model calls doing nothing but checkups on the rest of the team.

Where this happened.

Source events.

Detected mechanically by the impossible_scale detector from 2 telemetry event(s):

  • bc6059d9-7b68-469d-8298-71626cb489f3
  • da9c9a15-90f9-404e-a508-6d9e2af59f6f