At peak, 2 agents were mid-tool-call in the same second. One run, one job - and a headcount no single-agent tool can log. 175 agents were hired across 3 hours. A dedicated supervision lane spent 285 model calls doing nothing but checkups on the rest of the team.

Where this happened.

Source events.

Detected mechanically by the impossible_scale detector from 2 telemetry event(s):

  • 1e48b2cd-49a6-4f73-a5b0-2119d8161fb0
  • af6b9278-39f2-4cb0-ba56-d33e9a397ac0