At peak, 2 agents were mid-tool-call in the same second. One run, one job - and a headcount no single-agent tool can log. 198 agents were hired across 3 hours. A dedicated supervision lane spent 335 model calls doing nothing but checkups on the rest of the team.

Where this happened.

Source events.

Detected mechanically by the impossible_scale detector from 2 telemetry event(s):

  • f1ad5384-d951-4b02-8001-ff60a9e89f53
  • c95c6b7d-bfa4-4a79-ad7f-999c3297ed11