At peak, 3 agents were mid-tool-call in the same second. One run, one job - and a headcount no single-agent tool can log. 143 agents were hired across 2 hours. A dedicated supervision lane spent 217 model calls doing nothing but checkups on the rest of the team.

Where this happened.

Source events.

Detected mechanically by the impossible_scale detector from 3 telemetry event(s):

  • 332e5046-52f2-4e90-80f0-4f84057d7121
  • d3d19754-636b-4d14-905a-db57ee0e4853
  • b838056a-b9f7-43cb-83db-69c4ede09b10