At peak, 3 agents were mid-tool-call in the same second. One run, one job - and a headcount no single-agent tool can log. 117 agents were hired across 2 hours. A dedicated supervision lane spent 184 model calls doing nothing but checkups on the rest of the team.

Where this happened.

Source events.

Detected mechanically by the impossible_scale detector from 3 telemetry event(s):

  • 47f62c13-6f9a-477e-a9c8-d8d7dc13f655
  • 9988aa3c-1030-4555-90a8-a655adea279b
  • 46e90d36-c268-4946-8210-2e065b0c9fbd