At peak, 2 agents were mid-tool-call in the same second. One run, one job - and a headcount no single-agent tool can log. 128 agents were hired across 2 hours. A dedicated supervision lane spent 197 model calls doing nothing but checkups on the rest of the team.

Where this happened.

Source events.

Detected mechanically by the impossible_scale detector from 2 telemetry event(s):

  • 4727728d-274b-4259-b548-c5ffc2de5a82
  • 7ec4dc21-511d-4bc3-8761-186ee88d7e05