At peak, 3 agents were mid-tool-call in the same second. One run, one job - and a headcount no single-agent tool can log. 210 agents were hired across 13 hours. A dedicated supervision lane spent 346 model calls doing nothing but checkups on the rest of the team.

Where this happened.

Source events.

Detected mechanically by the impossible_scale detector from 5 telemetry event(s):

  • 14fbd76e-1f86-4c6a-b8d0-efbf46baff4a
  • a31add4c-7e3d-45c0-80a8-f0c498210546
  • a7f554d2-ba08-4762-898a-ecb14fd02f8d
  • effdae5c-a17b-451e-9f3f-daddf830a0e5
  • a509500f-6df1-4da5-8306-921a36a9882b