At peak, 3 agents were mid-tool-call in the same second. One run, one job - and a headcount no single-agent tool can log. 166 agents were hired across 12 hours. A dedicated supervision lane spent 216 model calls doing nothing but checkups on the rest of the team.

Where this happened.

Source events.

Detected mechanically by the impossible_scale detector from 5 telemetry event(s):

  • 1ecbb0c2-55df-4614-84bc-b787cfcc77fd
  • 6ea24b76-3a5e-4187-98b3-6e677815a5aa
  • e6a5b76e-c00c-457d-8ae6-ca5276356016
  • 6e3e1e23-32c2-40cd-9f69-c1eac94371e4
  • 268dc1dd-ddce-47ed-bba8-1739b04e56e1