At peak, 2 agents were mid-tool-call in the same second. One run, one job - and a headcount no single-agent tool can log. 196 agents were hired across 4 hours. A dedicated supervision lane spent 328 model calls doing nothing but checkups on the rest of the team.

Where this happened.

Source events.

Detected mechanically by the impossible_scale detector from 2 telemetry event(s):

  • 8ed0156d-5965-4162-bb5f-eebd23dced73
  • 7a5d7148-b681-4c80-97db-8f0b08408a41