At peak, 2 agents were mid-tool-call in the same second. One run, one job - and a headcount no single-agent tool can log. 118 agents were hired across 2 hours. A dedicated supervision lane spent 199 model calls doing nothing but checkups on the rest of the team.

Where this happened.

Source events.

Detected mechanically by the impossible_scale detector from 4 telemetry event(s):

  • 54b616b1-ee70-45a0-990b-cdf1dc6e93d1
  • e2e29806-385c-46cd-99e1-3c570b00fb3c
  • ba6b986d-fa04-49d7-80ac-4e72007b6917
  • 2d572135-b453-4cb4-b760-943aca26aee8