At peak, 3 agents were mid-tool-call in the same second. One run, one job - and a headcount no single-agent tool can log. 150 agents were hired across 2 hours. A dedicated supervision lane spent 239 model calls doing nothing but checkups on the rest of the team.

Where this happened.

Source events.

Detected mechanically by the impossible_scale detector from 3 telemetry event(s):

  • 05e8982a-b409-433f-8ca1-3ad036c824e2
  • aa117f51-8c18-4576-9f93-b35e6ca69ab6
  • ba9d4f50-9b32-4105-9ef9-8309e99468ee