At peak, 2 agents were mid-tool-call in the same second. One run, one job - and a headcount no single-agent tool can log. 212 agents were hired across 4 hours. A dedicated supervision lane spent 338 model calls doing nothing but checkups on the rest of the team.

Where this happened.

Source events.

Detected mechanically by the impossible_scale detector from 3 telemetry event(s):

  • 2e1ad887-d886-491b-b357-1cc910f4e3c4
  • c15e2c54-49ae-4606-8cc3-f818f23b32c1
  • 7f42a32f-fff1-49d7-aeee-60016ba1f695