At peak, 2 agents were mid-tool-call in the same second. One run, one job - and a headcount no single-agent tool can log. 111 agents were hired across 2 hours. A dedicated supervision lane spent 159 model calls doing nothing but checkups on the rest of the team.

Where this happened.

Source events.

Detected mechanically by the impossible_scale detector from 2 telemetry event(s):

  • d96fbae1-e5d0-4ea9-8f53-76fda33c0064
  • c8ad607c-ea06-4197-b56c-fe0e36878c6c