At peak, 3 agents were mid-tool-call in the same second. One run, one job - and a headcount no single-agent tool can log. 193 agents were hired across 3 hours. A dedicated supervision lane spent 309 model calls doing nothing but checkups on the rest of the team.

Where this happened.

Source events.

Detected mechanically by the impossible_scale detector from 4 telemetry event(s):

  • e0c06eec-ddfe-4757-9a1c-f7909145ad53
  • a1a1af6b-6190-4edf-8053-08728128dfcb
  • d048ae72-a044-4fda-9916-684790db8263
  • 8a24cf6c-51f3-4cab-b23c-7dffeb5e517e