At peak, 2 agents were mid-tool-call in the same second. One run, one job - and a headcount no single-agent tool can log. 153 agents were hired across 2 hours; 7 different models split the work by role. A dedicated supervision lane spent 181 model calls doing nothing but checkups on the rest of the team.

Where this happened.

Source events.

Detected mechanically by the impossible_scale detector from 2 telemetry event(s):

  • 8fc2d127-322d-40aa-a735-4fdb7454e2e0
  • 59053301-5b81-4312-8d9c-e2900ebddd15