At peak, 3 agents were mid-tool-call in the same second. One run, one job - and a headcount no single-agent tool can log. 113 agents were hired across 2 hours. A dedicated supervision lane spent 435 model calls doing nothing but checkups on the rest of the team.

Where this happened.

Source events.

Detected mechanically by the impossible_scale detector from 4 telemetry event(s):

  • be67a8a7-5993-4405-acb1-78957db5ee70
  • f6220c68-a7e3-4d1c-bd29-b1d30f83bd18
  • c4d62932-727b-4fd5-8d42-fd383fd18f94
  • d80bbe97-0c23-410d-9033-4a79cc8751b5