At peak, 3 agents were mid-tool-call in the same second. One run, one job - and a headcount no single-agent tool can log. 147 agents were hired across 2 hours. A dedicated supervision lane spent 219 model calls doing nothing but checkups on the rest of the team.

Where this happened.

Source events.

Detected mechanically by the impossible_scale detector from 3 telemetry event(s):

  • 55125953-f55a-436f-af4f-6b3960b0ff90
  • d8c76dc4-3a5a-4dea-8581-79032846228c
  • e5154fcf-ac69-4420-a708-84b4ff456a41