At peak, 3 agents were mid-tool-call in the same second. One run, one job - and a headcount no single-agent tool can log. 92 agents were hired across 2 hours. A dedicated supervision lane spent 53 model calls doing nothing but checkups on the rest of the team.

Where this happened.

Source events.

Detected mechanically by the impossible_scale detector from 3 telemetry event(s):

  • 2959f514-ea49-4b79-a9d8-e236433d4d61
  • 5b832d59-73da-4d02-bc05-7740645e743b
  • 75b2f042-f3c9-42a4-875d-60452cce6d30