At peak, 2 agents were mid-tool-call in the same second. One run, one job - and a headcount no single-agent tool can log. 47 agents were hired across 0 hours; 2 different models split the work by role. A dedicated supervision lane spent 47 model calls doing nothing but checkups on the rest of the team.

Where this happened.

Source events.

Detected mechanically by the impossible_scale detector from 2 telemetry event(s):

  • 9386a276-7317-4cf3-abdd-aea64f524a69
  • 57c7f44b-ea51-4f52-ad72-029c681693fc