At peak, 3 agents were mid-tool-call in the same second. One run, one job - and a headcount no single-agent tool can log. 114 agents were hired across 3 hours. A dedicated supervision lane spent 138 model calls doing nothing but checkups on the rest of the team.

Where this happened.

Source events.

Detected mechanically by the impossible_scale detector from 3 telemetry event(s):

  • a198dcc0-2135-4689-9c61-d1a3b2487c45
  • 929a72eb-355e-4fc9-ab37-26541178e8c7
  • 3ce5a0ed-a236-4b0a-96fe-7e637a4595ed