At peak, 3 agents were mid-tool-call in the same second. One run, one job - and a headcount no single-agent tool can log. 42 agents were hired across 0 hours. A dedicated supervision lane spent 38 model calls doing nothing but checkups on the rest of the team.

Where this happened.

Source events.

Detected mechanically by the impossible_scale detector from 3 telemetry event(s):

  • d249e584-b304-497f-add7-84775c138a9c
  • a3cf63ff-10d7-4eb3-9080-b1fd194debf4
  • fd584dd4-4b51-4ea8-bd19-e6b5df249baf