At peak, 3 agents were mid-tool-call in the same second. One run, one job - and a headcount no single-agent tool can log. 137 agents were hired across 3 hours. A dedicated supervision lane spent 198 model calls doing nothing but checkups on the rest of the team.

Where this happened.

Source events.

Detected mechanically by the impossible_scale detector from 3 telemetry event(s):

  • 8b103b09-95d1-461b-a415-3d115fe83375
  • 49ece7a2-923a-4a0a-92d4-0560e4a99e70
  • 5d2efb22-28a2-4b43-8fe4-0e39292ea891