At peak, 2 agents were mid-tool-call in the same second. One run, one job - and a headcount no single-agent tool can log. 32 agents were hired across 0 hours. A dedicated supervision lane spent 34 model calls doing nothing but checkups on the rest of the team.

Where this happened.

Source events.

Detected mechanically by the impossible_scale detector from 2 telemetry event(s):

  • 4281b8c7-52f1-4f3e-b274-ecdfc96c920c
  • abf05356-cce4-4651-9610-74be2c45997e