At peak, 3 agents were mid-tool-call in the same second. One run, one job - and a headcount no single-agent tool can log. 128 agents were hired across 2 hours. A dedicated supervision lane spent 176 model calls doing nothing but checkups on the rest of the team.

Where this happened.

Source events.

Detected mechanically by the impossible_scale detector from 3 telemetry event(s):

  • ebd5aba9-6087-4141-989d-b6b5ab42c255
  • c0765b1f-d5d0-418d-94d6-131312e4b33f
  • d07321bc-6351-4080-b021-c0ce9568cc52