At peak, 3 agents were mid-tool-call in the same second. One run, one job - and a headcount no single-agent tool can log. 60 agents were hired across 1 hours. A dedicated supervision lane spent 64 model calls doing nothing but checkups on the rest of the team.

Where this happened.

Source events.

Detected mechanically by the impossible_scale detector from 3 telemetry event(s):

  • 71febbfa-2a6d-4ad3-b184-bcc923c97416
  • 2693e60b-7bd3-452c-8472-09ef5407eba4
  • 166cbc13-ad98-433f-a52e-573f084a28c1