At peak, 3 agents were mid-tool-call in the same second. One run, one job - and a headcount no single-agent tool can log. 172 agents were hired across 2 hours. A dedicated supervision lane spent 222 model calls doing nothing but checkups on the rest of the team.

Where this happened.

Source events.

Detected mechanically by the impossible_scale detector from 3 telemetry event(s):

  • 0abfa82a-8921-4b19-8761-3087ba89d106
  • 430d14c2-6fd0-4408-929e-3a79d3f894cd
  • 6839e901-a62b-4291-a555-17f08bf93279