At peak, 4 agents were mid-tool-call in the same second. One run, one job - and a headcount no single-agent tool can log. 166 agents were hired across 4 hours. A dedicated supervision lane spent 176 model calls doing nothing but checkups on the rest of the team.

Where this happened.

Source events.

Detected mechanically by the impossible_scale detector from 7 telemetry event(s):

  • 89938a45-3bfd-48ec-81ff-ca7f6123c161
  • 45d37c42-8f59-4990-a756-c727885c3990
  • 18c7f688-0ac1-42b9-a441-32ed222c8b2d
  • 2413a79e-2bf1-4886-a6e9-3e05bc27e835
  • 0f98ecae-7573-4c53-a601-cde96a27c500
  • c136b8ae-8c7f-40d1-be69-0c9bf48647de
  • 6a346dab-a00f-4262-8e55-c2f6baeb1ac9