At peak, 3 agents were mid-tool-call in the same second. One run, one job - and a headcount no single-agent tool can log. 186 agents were hired across 4 hours. A dedicated supervision lane spent 269 model calls doing nothing but checkups on the rest of the team.

Where this happened.

Source events.

Detected mechanically by the impossible_scale detector from 3 telemetry event(s):

  • 11ff12c1-ac43-4ab2-a5d0-7f8968645f06
  • a29909d9-a11a-4d3e-b690-115e5f46388e
  • 72765f92-a1c9-474b-9006-759c6b0bded0