At peak, 3 agents were mid-tool-call in the same second. One run, one job - and a headcount no single-agent tool can log. 169 agents were hired across 3 hours. A dedicated supervision lane spent 285 model calls doing nothing but checkups on the rest of the team.

Where this happened.

Source events.

Detected mechanically by the impossible_scale detector from 4 telemetry event(s):

  • 552b3179-f103-4c6f-a2c3-a72cb26c14d5
  • 88b96526-1a08-45ca-854a-0ff4a020efab
  • cd426ca2-a055-4827-8f85-37c8d33b405b
  • b03abed1-66f8-47ec-ad03-551185ba7ee5