At peak, 3 agents were mid-tool-call in the same second. One run, one job - and a headcount no single-agent tool can log. 141 agents were hired across 2 hours. A dedicated supervision lane spent 222 model calls doing nothing but checkups on the rest of the team.

Where this happened.

Source events.

Detected mechanically by the impossible_scale detector from 3 telemetry event(s):

  • e061d1f1-39e0-4115-9f4b-4f55ad67d398
  • db089040-b551-4b46-a58d-2d6375ed9ce3
  • a6dcd75e-7359-4ad7-8e09-6c9ab9c087a1