At peak, 2 agents were mid-tool-call in the same second. One run, one job - and a headcount no single-agent tool can log. 213 agents were hired across 2 hours. A dedicated supervision lane spent 385 model calls doing nothing but checkups on the rest of the team.

Where this happened.

Source events.

Detected mechanically by the impossible_scale detector from 2 telemetry event(s):

  • edd22f19-fb47-41d9-aaa8-5a68eb70e228
  • 37b838e5-e301-4401-940e-1a5745d30125